Beer Theory Thursday: H. L. Mencken
/“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
Beer Theory Thursday: George Bernard Shaw
/“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
Beer Theory Thursday: Dave Barry
/"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry
Beer Theory Thursday: Benjamin Franklin
/"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
Beer Theory Thursday: Professor Irwin Corey
/"Remember 'I' before 'E,' except in Budweiser."
- Professor Irwin Corey
Beer Theory Thursday: Leo Durocher
/"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can!"
- Leo Durocher
Beer Theory Thursday: Cliff Clavin
/"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
- Cliff Clavin